Gourmet Chef- Don't be put off by the friendly name: Gourmet Chefs are tough, aggressive characters. The Fire Extinguisher hits groups of aliens and breaks two hearts after being upgraded. Delicious Food is a fantastic bomb that completly paralysis its targets while you smash them with your Extinguisher. The Super Gloop is a giant Gloopling that becomes stronger if it is touching its smaller cousins.

PROS: Strong weapon card, very upgradable.

CONS: Burns through batteries. Super Gloop is... well, Super Slow.