Aerobics Instructor- Stop laughing. Those leg warmers might look silly, but the armor bonus helps against all attacks. And if you manage to flip your Four Node card, your Aerobics instructor can move nine spaces in one turn. That's just not FAIR. When you take a Gloopling to a Three Node, it splits into two cruel Phunting Fluggs that can end a Human's game before it even gets started.

PROS: Fast character, wicked alien, useful cards.

CONS: Zero offense.